On the LIGHTer side

thanks Danny, I needed this...
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air. Pentecostal: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman Catholic: None. Candles only. Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, andt hree committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken. Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one tomix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was. Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either infavor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, ifin your own journey you have found that light bulbs work foryou, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem orcompose a modern dance about your light bulb for the nextSunday service in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including: incandescent, fluorescent threeway, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally validpaths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright,dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a lightbulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish. Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy. Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?